Hello idiot hookers! Scream Queens is back and taking back their rightful prime time slot. The Chanels won back viewer hearts while the new Season 2 storyline is leaving our brains wailing. From the hot doctors, Munsch antics, new faces and yes, a new devil on our hands, season 2 is already heating up. 

Hello Doctors 

C.U.R.E must have one criteria, MUST BE HOT! Dr. Brock Holt (played by John Stamos) is the resident surgeon with a little bit of ideal hand syndrome. Dr. Holt reveals to Zayday that he had an unfortunate accident during Superbowl XLIX party where he went to retrieve his ring from the garbage disposal after a power outage. The Harvard graduate Doctor has also caught the eye of Chanel Oberlin. Only time will tell where things go for the two, but look like there’s a new Dr. McHottie in televison.

Next we have Dr. Cassidy Cascade (played by Taylor Lautner), who runs extremely cold which has Zayday a little baffled. Leave it to the creators of Scream Queens to set up a character as possible killer on the show. Could there be more behind that handsomely cold smile? We hope to learn more about Dr. Cassidy and just how he became a Doctor because lets face it. He seems to be the least qualified and even more so as he is out of his league with Chanel No.3.

Munsch

Doctor Munsch (formerly know as Dean Munsch) used her new found wealth and fame to create C.U.R.E hospital to cure well the “Incurable.” Despite what may be her nobel act and giving back to society, Dr. Munsch (played by Jaime Lee Curtis) has her own personal agenda that we have yet to piece together. Dr. Munsch hired Zayday and the Chanels to her team of hospital staff. Later we see her conversing with Head Nurse,  (played by Kirstie Alley) to keep going hard on The Chanels!

The New Devil

There is a new devil on our hand for Season 2 in the shade of slime green. The season premiere played with a very familiar storyline. Someone is pregnant, someone dies and their murder was covered up. Sound familiar? It should! Season 1’s format was identical and seems like viewers will have to play detective again. It starts with the identity of the man who was killed by a mal practiced Doctor and nurse who killed their patient to return to their Halloween party, and dumped his body into the toxic swamp just outside the hospital.

The Doctor, in hopes to cover his tracks, goes a step further when he ditches his green devil costume into the swamp atop of the dead body. The Green Devil reappears in what looks to be the hospital basement where Chanel No.5 and C.U.R.E newly cured patient are relaxing in a medical bath. He decapitates the C.U.R.E patient and taunts Channel No 5 until raising the machete towards her.

Things To Keep In Mind

• Hester Ulrich confessed to the KKT murders. Thanks to the Special Agent Denise Hemphill’s VHS recording confessional in which Hester  learns quickly the true definition of “Double Jeopardy”.
• Chanels are hated by society and are looking to clean up their image. Chanel Oberlin believes if she can become the next Dr. Phil, she can win back the hearts of the American People and possible Chad.
• Who is the kid of the widowed woman?